To add insult to injury I now learn that the month of November is actually Movember and men are encouraged to grow a mustache for prostate cancer awareness.
Why those two things should be associated is really a seperate matter.
It appears the universe was listening when I made my plea for some stubble on my face...and not only was my request ignored but now I suffer the insult of a mustache every where I look. As if the normal number wasn't enough already!
Perhaps it is true and I am a new breed of man not requiring facial hair to survive...I suppose it would be less wind resistance when running from a group of zombie's.
P.S. I promised you the end of "Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat" Fearless Reader and I assure you it is on the way!
YES Movember.. perhaps if you try really hard and commit all of your Movember to attempting to grow a mustache, the universe will reward you with a really BUSHY one! And if not... one day... in the future... you will reach your dream of having amazing facial hair and all will rejoice!
ReplyDeleteI know this because I am 1/16th psychic.. so respec! hehe ♥