Fearless Reader have you ever had one of these days?
Today, well I guess yesterday now that it is Saturday according to the clock, was halloween dress up day for the office and being a young guy of twenty I am still frustrated at not being able to grow a respectable, mustache, goatee or beard.
I mean how will any team I like win in the playoffs without my beard for support? But I digress, I was an 80's punk with rolled up shirt sleeves and aviators and smokes rolled up in my t-shirt. I had to pencil in a goatee with eye-liner. And the sad part is, from a distance it looked good and people who didn't know me were fooled.
I heard "Oh that really suits you." And of course my beloved Miss McGoo described it in one word; "Hot."
It was one of those days where I wished I had a real goatee. One of those days where something you really want seems like it's there but it just isn't you know? My old man rocked a wicked goatee for a number of years! It has since vacated his facial region but still, I gotta have the genes for that right?
Needless to say my chin will be cold this winter, as always, without the insulation of some facial hair to keep the wind off it on those nasty Canadian days.
Make your beards live long and prosper (unless you're female...in which case please don't grow a beard. Seriously nothing more nasty than a woman with facial hair!)
Perhaps you are just part of the evolution of man who lives in a world where facial hair is no longer required for survival. I wonder if nature has compensated by giving you something else? like maybe legs so furry you can't wear shorts in public! Just be glad you have hair on your head!!!
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