Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Dragonflies

Here's a short story that I thought of today. I know it's not my usual stuff I hope you like it. As always looking for your comments Fearless Reader so don't be shy!


DRAGONFLIES

When I was about six or seven my grandmother died. It was the first death I had ever experienced that was deeply personal to me. When I stood before the casket I didn't cry, I furrowed my brow and was struggling with the concept of never seeing someone who had been in my life ever since I could remember.
I approached my Mom and asked her if I would ever see Grandma again. She told me something that I carried with me.
"You will sweetheart. You won't see the grandma you're used to but she will visit you again. Honey, Grandma has gone to heaven and when that happens your body leaves too. But when I was a little girl you're age my Momma told me that the people who mean the most to us come back to visit us even when they go to heaven. You see God doesn't want us to spend our lives alone, he sends our loved ones back to us as dragonflies," she said.
"Mommy how can that be? Grandma was too big to fit inside of a little dragonfly," I stated matter-of-factly with my hands on my hips.
"Baby not all of Grandma goes inside the dragonfly. Just her soul, the part of her that you loved most, all the best things about Grandma," she told me then patted me on the back. She walked away then and the rest of the day I don't really remember much. I spent most of it thinking about what my Mom had told me.
I hadn't thought about that for a numbers of years, because the next time I remember thinking about it was yesterday. I'm now eighteen and since my Grandmother's death I haven't had to experience any other close family deaths until two months ago.
You see my father was a career soldier. Spent his whole life there, until the day he died. He met my mother while on leave in Alberta and she came east with him to Ontario after spending four weeks without seperating. They had fallen madly in love and got married and shortly after that Mom started a coffee shop, she still owns and operates to this day. But Daddy was an army man. Loved it, thought what he was doing was a real difference maker. He told me that what they don't show on the news is the suffering of the people who live in other places around the world. There are a lot of places that aren't as amazing as ours. He told me that he was fighting so that they would have a chance to maybe have something better, something like what we have at home. He said he was fighting to keep the bad people away from his home, from his country.
Two months ago I got a call from his commanding officer. He had been killed while rescuing a group of trapped civilians and battered friendly troops from a Taliban assualt in a city in Afghanistan. I lost my hero. I wept on the phone with his commander. I couldn't help it. I had lost a mentor, a friend, an advisor and most of all a father.
This morning I was sitting on my deck sipping a coffee and watching the sunrise and I felt something land on my wrist. I went to swat it instinctively but when I looked down I saw a dazzling red and orange dragonfly. He sat there and seemed to look at me and moved his wings up and down like he was stretching them. The early sunlight was catching the brilliance of his colour and made him look even more majestic and fantastic.
I cried this morning. I wept as I looked at that dragonfly on my wrist. It sat with me for what seemed like hours but was really only minutes.
"I love you so much Daddy," I said the words I didn't had the opportunity to say. With a few more beats of it's wings the dragonfly lept up and flew away towards the rising sun.
Perhaps he had come down from heaven, to tell me he loved me one last time, to give me peace. To say goodbye.

Sad but True

The rumours are true, totally substantiated. The Stache was trash and it got shaved. True story. End of story.

Your Folically Challenged Zombie Warrior

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Yeah I Went There...AGAIN!

Captain's log star date eleven, eighteen, two thousand and ten. I have been growing my moustache now for nearly three weeks and it is still but a shadow on upper lip. I wish to shave it but fear that I have commited to it's demands and must obey it's power until it's control weakens in eleven days. Until then I must bear it's burden. Eleven more days. Then I shall shave it and banish it from whence it came. The saddest part is that I'm pretty sure there is a woman in my office whose moustache is better than mine...I don't know who should be more ashamed.

This is Zulu Whiskey signing off.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Like We Haven't Heard That Before!

Just a quick rant before I sign off for the day. Brett Favre of the Minnesota Vikings has "vowed" this week that this season will be his last. If you follow the NFL you will remember Brett's retirement from the Green Bay Packers a few years ago, then the New York Jets and last year's promise that he was done after playing with the Minnesota Vikings...and then this year again. Same story.

Brett maybe you should just say that you'll make a decision at the end of the season. Wade Phillips knows that mid-season statements don't count for shit anyway. Right Wade?

Fifteen Greatest Film Series'

Lately I've been downloading some movies and I really forgot about a number of amazing films series.
I love a good trilogy or series because it allows you to become far more connected with the characters than in a one off film. Occasionally you are able to follow one epic story over the course of a series that could not be appropriately told in a shorter period of time. I thought I would throw out some of my favourite movie series. Feel free to comment your own, these are definitely just a list of my own favourites. Let me reface this list by saying this is not in any particular order, just as they are coming to mind.

1. James Bond 007 series. This is a no-brainer if you've read my 007 post from last year. Definitely one of the most iconic action heroes whose adventures span the globe, who reputation is always sterling and who always takes his martini shaken not stirred.

2. The Matrix Trilogy. Definitely a huge deal in the early 00's, the story of Neo, Morpheus, Trinity and Agent Smith is a modern classic. A story of good and evil and humanity's fight against extermination against machines. Definitely an interesting metaphor for the grip technology holds on us, definitely more evident now more than ever.

3. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Probably my favourite movie saga. Frodo's quest to destroy the one ring was wrought with epic battles, great friendships and betrayals. One of the things I like best about these films is the cast, every actor was such a good fit for the character he was portraying. I expect these movies will be remade in my life time...could it ever be as good as the first time?

4. Terminator series. Another great story of man fighting against machine. A great story of technology we creating turning against us. You are a liar if you've never said, "I'll be back." Arnold does an amazing job in the first three films and the fourth is worth watching but definitely vastly different from what had happened in the original trilogy.

5. Die Hard series. The original Die Hard is one of, if not the best action films of all time. Bruce Willis as the wise-cracking NYPD detective John McClane is iconic, as is his awesome tagline from the first movie "yippee ki yay motherfucker!" Rumour has it that Bruce wants to end the series with a sixth film, the fifth is scheduled to start filming next year.

6. Rambo series. A theme of some of these series seems to be an original trilogy then a fourth many years after the third. The Rambo films are in that category, definitely action classics, the original Rambo being the best as is also a trend.

7. Rocky series. Silvester Stallone again in a huge series that spans four decades. The Philly never-say-never boxer with no-name Rocky Balboa fights in six installments. Once you watch one you have to watch the whole series to follow the dynamic character through his up's and down's even though none of the films reach the greatness achieved by the first film.

8. The Godfather Trilogy. A film series that I fear will not be relevant to the next generation. These classics are probably considered the best film trilogy ever made. Al Pacino is incredible in these movies and without a doubt immortalizes himself in the hearts and minds of all who have watched these movies. Any movie where a decapitated horse head ends up in a guy's bed while he's sleeping is bound to be great.

9. The Man With No Name trilogy. Clint Eastwood stars in these three westerns about "the man with no name." The classic "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly," is the legendary finale to this epic story.

10. Star Wars series. The first trilogy in this series was actually chronologically after the second trilogy. The original three spawned a pop culture spin off in every media outlet and a multi-billion dollar franchise. Although the second trilogy falls well short of the first three films these are definitely worth a watch both chronologically and in the order they came out.

11. Jurassic Park trilogy. Steven Spielberg directs these movies that take place in a fantasy world in which dinosaurs have been cloned and exist in our time. Based upon the Michael Crichton novels these films have a cool factor that movies without dinosaurs just can't match.

12. Austin Powers trilogy. The first comedy movies on the list, these movies are friggin' hilarious! Mike Myers absolutely rules as the "king of shag" in these films where some of the funniest scenes include him starring opposite himself.

13. Mission Impossible trilogy. Tom Cruise as super-agent Ethan Hawk is returning to the silver screen next year in a fourth film. Each film is vastly different from each other and definitely sets a different tone. All three are great fun to watch.

14. The Bourne Trilogy. Three films based on fantastic novels written by thriller legend, Robert Ludlum. Matt Damon plays Jason Bourne, an ex CIA assassin and agent as he struggles to dig up his dark past. true fans of this series pray that the god awful books written after Ludlum's death never make it onto the big screen.

15. Alien/Predator series. I was going to go with just Alien but the amalgamated AVP films were great in their own right. Although probably receiving more of a cult following than the rest of the films on this list, all the Alien and Predator movies have been a staple of my movie diet.

Did I miss your favourite? All the films I've talked about should make it onto your "must-see" list if they are not already there or have no been there for years already. Settle yourself down on a rainy day and spend some time Fearless Reader.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

We Remember...

On this November 11/10 I hope everyone found the chance to stop what they were doing and remember. After all today is Remembrance Day. If you haven't already had the opportunity at work or school then perhaps you should take a moment now.
Remembrance Day is still relevant. No ifs ands or buts. We need to remember those who gave their lives, those years ago and those recently.

Peace and love

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat Feedback

My Fearless Readers:

So far there haven't been any comments left for the short story entitled Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat. I am looking for some feedback as this is the first short story I have undertaken in about a year and a half. The title is latin and means: fortune favours the brave (depending on the translation can substitute brave for bold). Part Three took me about three and a half weeks to complete. Both it and Part Four are as I have written them, there will be spelling and grammatical errors but I needed to publish the end of the story after such a long time as a draft. I will be revising both parts when I am able to review it.
Thoughts, questions or comments regarding this short story?

As always, slicin' 'n' dicin'

Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat IV

Part Four: The Aftermath

The Legate Mario Flavius was riding at the head of his legion. At his side was a young carpenter's apprentice named Calvus was at his side. The young man had demanded an audience with the Legate a few days before and had advised him that there was a massive horde of zombii that had attacked the fort garrisoned by Commander Larcius. The youth's testament of what had happened was supported by about thirty men who had been sent as various skilled workers and labourers on the fort.
Legate Flavius was not an ornory man nor was he a fool and he called to arms the legion under his command and they were underway the next morning. That had been two days ago. They were now approaching a smouldering ruin. What had once been a Roman fort was now ashes and smoking timbers and the stench was unlike anythink the Legate had ever smelled. One didn't become a Legate without first experiencing the taste of war but this was not the smell of any battle he could remember.
As they spurred their horses forward and the legion deployed behind them in a defensive position the Legate, Calvus and a small cadre of men on horseback rode forward to determine what had happened to the fort. Legate Mario Flavius had a sudden ache in his gut as he considered that zombii's were not creatures capable of buring down a fort and feared for a moment that this was a trap elaborately executed to bring his legion into an ambush. However his logic took over when he considered that his advance scouts had found nothing but the burning fort hours earlier and were still patrolling the surrounding country. The horses began to protest and they were forced to dismount and continue of foot. All of them covered their noses to block out the horrid smell. The acrid smoke was at least dissapating after what had obviously been an intense blaze.
"What happened here?" The Legate asked out loud. The question was not directed at anyone and he received no answer. Everywhere he could see scorched armour and charred bones. There was a massive amount of timber scattered on the ground, obviously the whole store had been lost to the hungry flames. There was oil too, it was contributing to the awful choking stench. "Someone burned this place to the ground," The Legate said looking back at Calvus. The boy had a helmet in his hand. It was badly scarred and it's horsehair crest had long ago been burnt off but it would have been the helmet of the Commander Larcius. In it was a skull, it was also burnt but had been protected by the helmet from completely burning up in the fire.
"They were here. Thousands of zombii's...they must have found a way to kill them all..." the boy said looking down at his grotesque tricket.
The Legate ordered the skulls to be counted and the helmets as well and they did find that there were over two thousand skulls amoung the rubble and ash. Armour for the full detachment of men was also discovered as well. The Legate officially issued the destruction of the fort as a mystery in his report to the Emperor. The unexplainable nature of what happened was not made any easier when all the tribes and villages of the surrounding area were abandoned. There was no further inquiry made into the event and no further expedition was sent into that territory. The young carpenter's apprentice took the only memorial away from that burnt field. The scorched helmet of a Roman Commander.



Epilogue:

The tavern was full of men and women of many different languages and races. It is always such in a port city and the servant girl carried two bottles of wine to the table with the three Roman looking men and the three Slavic looking men. As she poured the wine into their glasses she considered the odd nature of their appearance, strong builds but with weary eyes and travel dirtier clothes. Mercenaries? She dismissed the thought and walked away from the table as the biggest of the Roman's with the dark hair and the beard raised his glass to the others.
"To our Commander Laricus, he burned and died so that we could live. No greater sacrifice has ever been made. He was my best friend. Viktor..."
It was one of the Slavic men that returned the sentiment, a rather rough looking fellow that said, "I could say no more than you Ruffus, I intended to live my life, his gift to us as he would have wanted us to. Let's drink."
"To Laricus," all six men echoed as the servant girl moved out of earshot. Another group of old war horses drinking to a lost comrade-in-arms. There was certainly nothing out of the ordinary about that.

Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat III

Part Three: The Battle

The horizon was filled with an army of the dead. Even from several hundred feet away Larcius could spot some uniforms of the men he had lost yesterday. He had three hundred foot soldiers, fifty archers and probably about two hundred able-bodied men who could wield a sword and shield if they had to within the fort and able to fight.
The early morning sun was bright and strong and it penetrated into the desnse forest that surrounded the fort completely, save for the road to the east and the one leading west from the fort. If they were to stand and fight they would have to choose a gate to hold, the logical choice being the eastern road as it was the side the zombii's were approaching from. The twelve foot wall of the fort was made even high by the ditch dug in front of it. It would be an incredible feat for the most able bodied man to be able to avoid the sharp spikes of the ditch to scale the sheer wall with little to hold on while climbing. They could not hole up in the fort for long, they had only food for another few weeks then they would be forced to send a party into Aquincum to collect some food. It was fight or flight and the decision had to be made now.
Larcius didn't really have a choice, his orders told him to hold this fort against any aggressor. The empire was not so large and powerful because men at a station like his made the decisions. He would stand and he would fight and if necessary, he would die. He had been assigned to this post because he had once disobeyed an order, an order that would have gotten all the men under his command killed. He had put himself above the importance of the Empire. His life had only been spared because his sister was the lover of his commanding Legate. And so he had been sent to the distant province of Pannonian Inferior to die without glory or advancement. There was certainly neither of those to be had if he stayed or left but he was honour bound. He would not be considered a traitor again.
"Ruffus the call for battle if you please," he said, there was no turning back now.
"Yessir," Ruffus said quickly as he sounded the call. The assembled men before them readied themselves for combat, it would take them only minutes to be fully prepared to fight.
"Ruffus, Viktor we need to discuss the battleplan," he said as he stepped out of earshot from the legionnaires all busying themselves with their preparations. Once they were out of earshot from the rest of the men, not that they were likely to overhear but it was better that they not misinterpret what was about to be said Larcius thought.
"There is a plan Larcius?" Ruffus asked. Larcius could hear the skepticism in his voice and didn't like it but now wasn't the time for a tongue lashing.
"They are a massed force, slow moving, disorganized and without a plan of attack nor a purpose beyond a desire for living flesh...if we don't suffer casualties we can survive," Viktor said. He stroked his thick moustache as he looked Ruffus in the eye.
"You're right," Larcius said, "and my hands are tied. Our orders include defending this fort from any aggressor. This is no exception-"
"Commander!" Ruffus burst out. "You would have us die here! Risk our lives for what? Orders? Your honour? This is a fool errand Larcius, I have fought with you these last few years and I've never known you to be so insane. How are we going to fight those zombii? They are four maybe five thousand and we are three hundred and fifty-"
"Enough." Larcius said. His voice was deeper than usual and there was a razor sharp quality to the word he uttered. Ruffus starred at him frustrated, his face red from his exaggeration. "Ruffus my old friend...if you wish to leave then you may go. I will not hold you here. If you are found and an officer of the Legion learns that you have deserted up you will be arrested and executed for treason. We have three hundred trained legionnaire's, all veterans and most with combat experience. We have fifty archers, and although Roman's aren't know to be profficient archers they will be of use to us. We have at least three hundred able bodied men when you count the civilians and our own train os stable men, cooks and other aides. If we form a phalanx in the gate we can hold that line. We won't have to worry about being flanked or taken at speed so we can take our time and ensure everyone stays rested and watered and fed throughout the day. All things considered I've faced worse tactical situations on the field before. We will need every man to fight today or we will exhaust ourselves and surely die. Ruffus, I'm asking you as a friend, to stay and fight with me...will you stand with me brother?" Larcius asked, rising from his chair to hold out his hand for Ruffus. Ruffus thrust his hand into Larcius' grip and they shook heartily. Viktor in turn clasped his commanders hand and then Ruffus'.
"Come, I must address the men," Larcius said. They filed out of the room with Larcius but slowed up as he continued along the wall where he coud stand before the assembled legionnaires. "Men!" He called, his voice bellowing out and the small talk and hushed whispers were silenced and every eye was upon him.
"We face a terror unlike any I have ever witness. An army of creatures that does not breathe the air, drink water or feed on anything but living flesh. There is a host of zombii's approaching from the east and their number is in the thousands. We will defend this fort and ourselves, this terror cannot be unleashed upon the countryside and we cannot allow this legion of the dead to reach even the frontier border of the Empire. A bite from a zombii is fatal and it will kill you and you will rise again as one of them. Any man who suffers a bite will be quarantined and killed. There is no choice in the matter so do your best to stay in formation and defend yourself. We shall stand our ground just outside the gate, it should allow for thirty men to stand with their shields abreast and hold the line. Archers will take to the walls and fire on the mass below. Remember a kill shot must hit the brain or decapitate the zombii. We don't have much more time, if any man does not wish to stay then he can go in peace. If he is found at a later date he shall be put to death for treason," about forty of the civilians began to move to collect their belongings to leave and Larcius didn't pause to watch them leave.
"My squad will be the first in line, we shall spend thirty minutes on the front line then move back through the ranks for rest. Any man that falls, his place shall be filled immediatly we will hold them no matter how many they are. For your lives and your brothers-in-arms!" He raised his fist into the air and the men took up his cry.
Rushing down to the gate he and his squad marched forward and spread their line down the lengh of the gate. The oncoming horde was creeping ever nearer.
"When they come, be careful not to expose yourself. Don't take unneeded risks and stand firm," Larcius said loudly enough for a few rows of men to overhear. It seemed like an eternity waiting for their enemy to reach them. Larcius could hear his heart thundering in his ears, like the noise was somehow reverberating in his helmet and filtering back into his head completing the cycle. He noticed the sweat on his palms and on his brow and the nervous feeling in his stomach. The pre-battle stresses were taking their toll. Psychologically the horde before them although slow moving and unarmed were more damaging than a savage band of Germanic barbarians or even the blue-painted Scots of the Isle of Briton. There would be no mercy and their foe would be unrelenting they knew no better than to attack until they had all perished. Larcius grit his teeth and drove his fist into the back of his shield which resulted in a loud hollow drumming sound. He repeated in rhythm until the rest of his men followed suit.
Then there was a song, one voice, singing out with the beat. Larcius knew not the words that were sung as it was one of the native Slavic members of his cohort who sang the battle hymn in their tongue. It was beautiful, the most beautiful thing Larcius could ever remember hearing and he silently wept as the man continue to sing. His voice never wavering like the oncoming mass of flesh pressing ever closer in front of them. For the first time Larcius began to notice the individual faces of the zombii before him. They had once been people, some soldiers, some mothers and some children. Some had been sculptors and some had been laborers. Now they were all dead and yet somehow alive. They were now within twenty feet and he recognized a member of the light cavalry detachment. His armour intact and his fighting knife still in it's sheath. His helmet still sat upon his head but both his arms had been bitten so fiercely Larcius could see the bone. Another zombii was a small child, not past twelve years old. It's eye was hanging from it's sockets and half it's cheek was missing. All the faces before him were just as horrific and brutalized
. A few more shambling steps and the creatures were at the point of his sword. "Strike!" He cried and moved his shield aside to slash across a zombii's neck as itreached out to him. The slash of blades and the grunts of the men were all that could be heard. Sandles grit against the ground as legs strained behind shields that held back the massing undead horde. Muttered curses and prayers slipped from lips as the swords fell again and again. Larcius' back began to ache as the shield from the man behind him held him in place more than his own exhausted legs. They had been hacking and slashing for what seemed like an eternity but was more than likely only five minutes.
"Back!" He shouted and his men expertly stepped aside and the lines crushed forward to hold the line.When he reached the back of the line he walked over to grab a drink of water that was held out to him by a young man of fifteen. There was fear in the youth's eyes, but it wasn't the type of paralysing fear Larcius was used to seeing on death ground but it was the type of fear you see in the eyes of a cornered boar. The kind of fear you don't want to ignore.
"Thank you for the drink. What's your name son?" Larcius asked the boy. He had been staring out at the battle as it continued behind Larcius and he didn't break his gaze when he answered. "My name is Calvus, I am apprentice to the carpenter Gauis Maridius. Commander I have stayed to fight with you. I would not flee just so I could see my family again, I would be so shamed and without honour I could not abandon you in this great hour of need." Larcius pondered this for a moment and was truly taken aback both by the lads courage and how well spoken Jovinus was. He put his hand on his shoulder and squeezed. The boy looked away from the battle and into Larcius' eyes.
"You will make it home. We will not perish here today-" He was interrupted by the next call forward and rushed off to resume his place in the line. "Be strong today Calvus." He said before he was swallowed up by the mass of bronze and muscle.
The air reaked of sweat and blood and decay. He noticed that the zombii bodies had begun to pile up. By the time he and his line were at the front again the whole way across the gate was piled with zombii corpses. The men had been kicking them slowly to the sides and they were beginning to fill up the sides of the treaches and each side of the gate. Even with that the bodies were piled up to Larcius' waist. Most of the men were exhausted and weary. Only four men had been excuted, all had been inadvertantly bitten and could not be allowed to turn while behind the lines. Larcius thought several times that he was losing his mind, all he could hear was the sounds of blades ripping through flesh and the heavy breathing of exhausted men while the sun beat down on them. It had been nearly and hour since he had last been on the front line and his muscles were ready again for the savage work. He dug his shield into the dirt and slashed to his left and slashed to his right and slashed out in front of him and the ever pressing army pressed harder against the shield wall. The man to his left let lose a cry as his sword was stuck in the armour of what had been a Slavic warrior. The man did not have the sense to pull the sword lose with his battle weary mind and the zombii was ripping away at his wrist. Larcius struck, lightning quick, and the zombii had it's prize. The legionnaire screamed at the stump of his wrist and the men behind him pulled him back and a new man stepped forward while he slashed across the zombii's neck, not making the same mistake as the last man.
"Break!" Larcius barked and the men of his line pulled to the back again.
A scream went up and then another as two men were bitten. Their deaths sealed by their weary arms and dulled senses. The stairs creaked as Larcius moved up to the wall and looked over the massive body of the zombii's. The archers had expelled all their arrows and zombii's could be seen with twenty feet with their heads split and their brains spilt There was still an overwhelming number pressing against his men. Viktor approached from behind him and stood next to his Commander.
"Commander, we are suffering mmore casualties. At this rate we will not last long, we will certainly not destroy all of them. I know we are staying and I am with you but you need to consider sending away the youth. They can go on the remaining horses to Aquinicum to alert the Legate before the masses descend upon the city."
Larcius nodded and was silent for a spell.
"You're right Viktor. Go and tell Ruffus we are making our final stand, the youth and the civilians are to ride back to Aquinicum. I think I know how we can destory this horde...we will send every last one of them to hell." Viktor saluted and strode off to find Ruffus amoungst the pressing bodies of the legionnaires. Larcius removed his helmet and turned and strode down the stairs. The word was out and the preparations were being made for the departure. The stable master Dragan was leading horses out and men were riding in pairs to accomdate the number leaving. Larcius nodded as he saw the boy who had given him water earlier climbing onto the horses back behind his master carpenter.
The horses whinnied as they were kicked towards the open gate on the other side of the fort, as soon as the last horse exited the doors were pulled shut again. With his helmet perched on his head again Larcius strode toward his men. His fighting men, his dying men. They still faced at least a thousand zombii from his guess at their numbers and they had lost at least fifty men already. He took up his position at the head of the line.
"Men! It is time to end this. I know you are all tired and weary and bloodied. I have asked you to lay your lives down in service to the Empire. I must ask you to risk your lives even more," as he spoke his shield was pressed against. The weight against it was incredible! He repositioned his legs and pushed back against the wall of the dead. "We only have one course of action. Some of us will die but it is the only way that some of us will live."

Monday, November 8, 2010

The Church of the National Football League

I had such a blast yesterday, let me tell you about it. Every Sunday during football season I get excited, all week I have being reading the lastest updates and predictions about the league. Yesterday I got to attend my fourth NFL regular season game.
For the third year in a row the Buffalo Bills have held a regular season game at the Rogers Centre in the heart of downtown Toronto. For the third year in a row I have attended that game. I am not a Bills fan but it is still great to go to an NFL game, it's just not the same as the CFL. The stadium was pretty much packed and from my nose bleeds I could barely make out the individual players on the field. It's a fun view at times because you can see the whole field and watch plays develop. You can also recognize the different formations if you know football at all.
Buffalo played the Chicago Bears and for most of the game it was a back and forth battle that was actually entertaining to watch. I say entertaining and not good because on both sides of the ball both teams looked pretty sloppy but in the end the three points Buffalo missed after scoring a pair of touchdowns proved extremely costly as they lost 22-19.
The Buffalo Bills are the only winless team remaining in the NFL and are now 0-8, their record in Canada is almost as bad as this year's loss brings them to 0-3 after losing to Miami two years ago and the New York Jets last year.
If you know me then you know that football is something that I'm passionate about and I'm surprised this is my first post about football on this blog. The aforementioned fantastic girlfriend of mine sat with me on the subway ride back to my trusty wheels and we listened as other people discussed the game we had just left. As soon as the subway train reached an above-ground station I got out my Blackberry and checked the score in the game that really mattered to me yesterday, my beloved Oakland Raiders against their greatest rivals the Kansas City Chiefs.
Oakland has had a pretty incredible season so far and for the first time in quite awhile I am proud to say I am an Oakland Raiders fan. I am becoming more impressed every week with our team. But back to the story. Yesterday's game was big, it would have been big just because it's the Chief's but we're talking about a team that has beaten us seven times in a row at home, our greatest rival, posting three straight wins since the Superbowl run in 2002, we're talking about becoming a serious threat and not a joke. She patiently held my hand as I cursed when I noticed we were trailing 10-0. For an offense that had outscored it's previous two opponents 92-17, I had expected a few more points than that. When we reached my car and we got onto the highway I handed her my phone.
"Five minute score check baby."
This girl is amazing, I mean she friggin' told me who had possession, on what yard line, with how much time in whatever quarter, the current down and yardage and a description of the last play. This continued until we got home and throughout the ride we had gone up (14-13 and then 17-13) and then back down (20-17) and when we reached my house I ran inside and jumped on my computer to follow the game on the web.
Unfortunately being this far east the Raider's games are generally not televised but I went online to follow the last few plays. After waiting for what seemed like hours and watching the little black bar with the silver arrow move steadly forward we were rewarded with a report that Oakland had kicked a field goal to tie the game at 20-20. Overtime in the NFL is just like hockey, sudden death. I hate it because I always seem to see the games where the team that wins the overtime coin toss marches down and scores to win the game. The Chiefs won the toss. This threw me for whirl and swallowing my anger I put on a smile and grabbed my keys to leave.
"Don't you want to know how it ends?" She asked.
"It's over." Was all I said.
Forgetting she still had my phone we made it to my garage before she asked me if she could tell me something but I couldn't get upset. She put on a said face and she said: "We won by 3." And held my phone out for my to read the score for myself. I rushed into her arms and screamed out loud (probably waking most of the neighbours and my sleeping dog). Once we were headed to her house I began shouting and chanting and laughing and swearing. It was a feeling I haven't had in a long time. It was an ugly win but I'll take it.
Yesterday's win was like a mini-Superbowl, it was just so out of the ordinary and so fantastic it made a great day an amazing one.

One thing I will miss during the Zompacalypse: NFL football.

One thing I will not miss during the Zompacalypse: Miss McGoo...she will be right by my side kickin' ass and takin' names.

'til next time friends

Saturday, November 6, 2010

October Poll Results

In the month of October I added a new feature to the blog, a poll. The question posed last month was what would you choose for hand-to-hand zombie combat. The options included, a chainsaw, machete, katana, Taylor Made driver and the entrenching tool. It was a close race with much division between voters but the Taylor Made driver did come out at the top of it's class.
This month I have changed the subject of the blog to video game systems. In today's age of electronics, social media, the internet and overall fiscal irresponsibility most people have some sort of gaming system in their household. Take a look at the options and leave a vote. We'll take a look at the results in December.
As for this months results apparently you like to tee 'em up Fearless Reader...and I won't argue with that.

Sleep tight...but not too tight...

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

You Gotta be Kidding!

To add insult to injury I now learn that the month of November is actually Movember and men are encouraged to grow a mustache for prostate cancer awareness.
Why those two things should be associated is really a seperate matter.
It appears the universe was listening when I made my plea for some stubble on my face...and not only was my request ignored but now I suffer the insult of a mustache every where I look. As if the normal number wasn't enough already!
Perhaps it is true and I am a new breed of man not requiring facial hair to survive...I suppose it would be less wind resistance when running from a group of zombie's.

P.S. I promised you the end of "Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat" Fearless Reader and I assure you it is on the way!