Erasebook

Tonight I decided to finally remove my Facebook page. I haven't been on in months and I haven't used it regularly in over a year so it was time for it to go. I imagine that you will not have had the experience of deleting a facebook page before so let me tell you the story of mine.
I tried to load the screen once and my computer mysteriously froze. As in my COMPUTER...not just the window or program. I had to physically turn off the unit. This is not something that has happened to me before. So is it coincidence that I get a little bit farther when I log back on and my computer crashes again as my mouse hovers ever closer to that 'deactivate' button? I think not! But remember, this is coming from the guy who is telling you how to survive the Zompacalypse, always consider your source Fearless Reader. And for those of you who just went, "What in the hell is a Zompacalypse?" please consult my post entitled "Z-Day."
So I managed on the third attempt to hit the deactivate button, where I was then prompted to enter my password.
I was then prompted to end the 'hidden' code in the blotchy picture.
I was then consulted as to whether I was certain and was shown pictures of my 'friends' and notified that they would miss me.
I was then asked why I was deactivating my account and when I told Facebook I found it useless, it suggested ways for me to find it more useful.
When I assured Facebook that I was sure I wanted to deactivate it kicked me out. No confirmation, no verification, didn't even to offer to cook me breakfast.
It was an ordeal I just had to share with you, however as I type this I am a Facebook free man, in high school it was a self made label that said "Social Pariah" but to me right now it seems like a great choice. After all, if we were friends, I would ask you how your day was, invite you to my party, let you know when something interesting happened and generally gave a shit about your life.
So to you Facebook I bid you adieu. And in response to your comically long and horribly lame deactivation 'oh-my-god-that-was-a-pain-in-the-ass' deactivation nightmare...
SUCK IT!